Wicked Commentary

you are dumber than a rock.

Here is a list of reasons to vote for democrats/commies for all the uninformed voters and stupid in this country. Gee, why don’t these people make us look even dumber to the rest of the world? Of course none of us with sound reason or any kind of normalcy living in the best country in the world would vote for any of these reasons. But, we always have that growing crowd out there who thinks this will lead us to Utopia that has failed everywhere it’s been tried. I guess the people who vote like this must know nothing about history. How could they since they don’t even have a clue to what is going on now under their noses?

A big hat tip to Donna for sending me this list to add some humor unto our lives of misery under the current administration and the do nothing Republicans.

 

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions for their oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.

 

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

 

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

 

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the social security from those who paid into it.

 

6. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

 

5. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home to identify your body after a home invasion.

 

4. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

 

3. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

 

2. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

And now the ### 1 reason I voted Democrat…
1. I voted Democrat because I love that I can  now marry whatever I want.

I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd.

 

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Comments on: "Top Ten Reasons to Vote Democrat if…….." (16)

  1. That is completely true. For the Democrat voters that would actually believe in this kind of stuff. But many of the Democrat politicians have a much deeper and ulterior motive, hmmmm, I wonder what their real motives are…

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    • peppermintfarm said:

      Fellow Patriot,

      I think we both know what the pols are up to and it is scary to say the least. I’m thinking of them as demons since they are doing everything to take away responsible people’s guns and we know why. There is going to come a time when people are not going to take this any longer and we will face perhaps another revolution. Having the citizenry armed will not be beneficial to them making us all slaves to the State. One day they will no longer get their way. There are plenty of people ready to fight.

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      • I know I am ready to fight. Count me in as one of the opponents to your regime, NSA! If the government continues with this crap any longer, people’s patience is going to crack. And we’re all going to be there for the ride.

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  2. Love this post. Hits it!

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  3. Pepp…I know it was hard to just pick 10 of the thousands of reasons to vote dimtard. But Thank You for stopping there. I just ate. 😦

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  4. I used to be one of those then a reb now I’m Indenpent Deco are so full of themselves

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    • peppermintfarm said:

      Susie,

      I think a lot of people have gone to be Independents. Yep Demos are full of themselves and think they are over us. Not a good place.

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  5. SusieLilyFlower said:

    Your Decoratic clans need to stop tring to run everything, may I suggest borders.

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  6. Bob Roller said:

    When the DemocRATS and Rebooblicans can field candidates with the integrity of Eisenhower,then I will no longer be an Independent.I am thinking “lock and load”may
    be coming and we can think the brain dead “Hopey/Changey folks can take credit for such a situation.DON’T let them get behind you,they are a threat to all we believe in.

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    • peppermintfarm said:

      Hi Bob,

      I agree with you. Both parties follow the same game plan and I call myself an Independent because I no longer like either party and what they are doing. Yes, indeed, lock and load may very well come since we’ve been slapped in the face by both parties and these scumbags need to go.

      Oh, I’m not going to let the devil get behind me!

      Btw, Bob I got the silicone spray and it worked miracles just like you said. Now the doors open and don’t get stuck. Thanks for the great tip.

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      • Bob Roller said:

        Peppermintfarm,
        I’m glad the silicone idea worked but then I knew it would.It beats standing beside the car and wondering “Now what’?
        The arrogance of this regime is startling and the House of MISrepresentatives has a yellow streak up their backs from butt to collar and they must be put on notice that like Belshazzars
        kingdom,they are weighed in the balance and found lacking.Our Congresscritter here only
        represents the agenda of the Demosocialist Party and is completely mesmerized by this oddity that was unknown before 2007.The ideas of a “level playing field”are as absurd as the rest of this regime and it’s obvious that none of them realize the “Cream WILL come to the top”regardless.
        Back in the 1960’s,some political twit wanted to empty the treasury and give everyone $1000
        or maybe it was $10,000 and I knew some people that had never seen anything bigger than a $20 bill and they thought it was a great idea. I made them mad when I said “The smart ones will invest it,the idiots would blow it and in two weeks everything would normalize”.
        Stay warm and dry and above all VIGILANT.

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        • peppermintfarm said:

          Bob, right you are. I was so glad that the silicone worked and it didn’t cost me much at all. Just a couple bucks at Walmart. Such a good idea and I would not have known about it. I’m surely no mechanic, far from it. I don’t know all these good things to do.

          This administration has gotten away with so much it just emboldens the King to go even further. There are no checks and balances left since Congress has a yellow streak like you said. Plus I think so many of them are closet liberals. They Repub establishment types need to be purged.

          Too bad you have only demonrats for your reps.

          I like the story about the twit who had the idea of the $2000 or $20,000 whichever amount it was.

          I’m trying to stay warm and vigilant. But, as I see it things keep getting worse by the minute. I used to think by the day, but now it seems constant, the barrage of abuses of power going on by both parties.

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