Wicked Commentary

New Medicare Program X

You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.

Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?



Hat tip to Dogged.  Thanks Dogged!


Comments on: "New Medicare Program X" (14)

  1. LOL!..This is some funny stuff! er… on second thought, maybe not so funny when you find a lot of truth in this with various govt. policies. For instance, the govt. is forever telling us that we don’t have enough money for programs that the American citizen need and they’ll have to raise tax’s. At the same time they send billions upon billions of our tax money every year to foreign countries.


  2. Excellent plan – get rid of lots of politicians and we will be on the receiving end of the entitlements for a change.


  3. Pepp,

    ROTFLMAO! Such great satire that pretty much easily explains our current system. Look at the serial killers turning themselves in now that never got caught, but they’re are now 65 or over, have an illness and are broke! Your plan is a hell of a lot better than is awaiting me, so go ahead and sign me up! There should be plenty of room in the prisons soon, because Obamastalin will soon pardon all blacks and illegals to vote this November. No more overcrowding problem..


    • Dave, Yea It is sort of funny. I can almost see Charlie Manson sitting there smiling. He even gets to pick which interviews he’ll do. But the bleeding hearts will run to complain about this treatment or that of inmates. Never mind the royal screw-over we’re subject to. Heck, we already had Bloomy call the cops to step out on strike. Welcome to Liberalville, hope you survive it.


      • bull,

        LMAO! You are one witty guy my friend! Bloombutt really stepped in it calling for the cops to strike. Of course it wasn’t that much later he recanted stating that’s not what he really meant. WTF is it with these damn radicals that they can never seem to say what they mean the first time? I think there’s a Fraud comment about those remarks isn’t there???


    • Dave,
      The credit for this satire goes to Dogged who sent me the email. It is hilarious.


  4. And they can do their best Clint Eastwood impression while doing it.
    We can call it the anti-incumbent plan. And it could be revenue neutral.


  5. If this takes off, they’ll start screening people. Can’t get into prison unless you’ve taken out somenone well connected, like a committee chairman.


  6. Pepp,

    Just think we can customize the crime to the amount of work we need done. Just need a tooth looked at, just beat someone up with your cane. Need a new hip well then we better shoot them too.


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