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According to Godfatherpolitics:

“It took a Freedom of Information Act request and a lawsuit by the Electronic Privacy Information Center to get it, but Homeland Security has released its supposedly complete list of words that set off bells in the top secret caves of the DHS.”

A list that can indict almost anyone if Homeland Security deems you fit as a terrorist.  Besides AQ, the Tea party activists, vets, people who store food for two weeks, militias, patriots who do not agree with the government are on the terrorist list. You know, your average American family.

This is tyranny.  Our right to speak or write per the First Amendment is being trampled on to the max.   So I suppose Big Brother is watching. And if found guilty of using the words defining one as a terrorist does that mean the drones get sent then?  Does Homeland Insecurity call the Assassination Czar?

Let’s see if I can write a sentence that will make their spy machines go nuts.

The other day while cutting the lawn, the gas spilled and a plume or cloud came up into the air.  I felt sick like I had the Swine Flu, or Avian flu.  Oh, but no it was more like Food Poisoning. Or did I have a wave of a toxic substance like a leak from a  chemical or biological incident?  Oh I did have pork for dinner. But, really the symptoms were more in line with a human to human exposure. I decided to use my own initiative and call my doctor’s facility to see if I need an injection for a possible biological infection. My doctor didn’t think I had any bacteria, but maybe it was an upset with my blood mutation, Factor V.  I felt better after seeing my doctor and while driving home I saw a big white powdery cloud in the sky. I felt sleepy so I decided to crash when I got home for a nap.

Now what I wrote above could simply be a person writing about an incident that they wanted to tell a friend about since it was kind of a scary thing that happened. But, as you see all the words in red, I would now be a terrorist and need to be spied on. What crap!

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Comments on: "Homeland InSecurity List of Bad Words by Peppermint" (44)

  1. St. Gracie,
    I’m waiting for them to send a drone over here. If they need one, they can use the terrorist phone as an incident to explain their actions. And there’s also the picture of the stealth truck in my computer.
    They really have gone off the deep end with that.

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    • Lucie,
      I would not doubt a drone would be sent to blow up Bibi. As you know very well, the Spawn hates Bibi. So keep an eye out.
      Ah yes, the stealth truck. You’ll have to remind me on that. My memory is failing me on that. The terrorist phone is etched in my brain. 😀
      Yes, “they” have gone off their nut up there in Cesspool City. And here we are having to do deal with all kinds of insane people running our government. It’s getting weirder every day.

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      • St. Gracie,
        Much as he hates Bibi I don’t think even he is far gone enough to send a drone after him. Our geeks could probably reprogram it and send it right back to where it came from.
        The stealth truck-was next to us for ages in a traffic jam on that wild overnight drive to Orlando. I did send a picture of it. I’ll send another.

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        • Lucie,
          Of course you’re right. If he did something like that it would be curtains for him. Of course the Dictator never takes responsibility for anything and it would be all Bush’s fault of course.
          Oh, yeah, now I remember about the stealth truck. Yes, do send me another pic of it.

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  2. Actually, it was D.C. that lead the way. Every level of government has been riddled with communist agents since the late 1920s. After they did what was needed there, they moved to the League of Nations/ U.N. I know it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory, but it all becomes crystal clear while reading Blacklisted by History. Every single thing in that book is backed up by documented facts. I think there are more footnotes than actual narrative in that book. It sure is an eye opener.

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  3. I can hear it now, “words, just words? Don’t tell me words don’t matter.”

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    • Bull,
      Can you believe this list? Even Homeland Security is on there. DUH!
      We are terrorists if we talk about Homeland Security?

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      • Pepp:
        Its crazy. Not to make light of it but George Carlin would have had a time with this list. Though it might be easier to make a list of what we can say, without causing a drone visit. I don’t hear libs complaining either.

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        • Bull,

          Yep it is crazy. Ah, Carlin, how I loved his comedy. He could make me roll off the couch he was so doggone funny.
          The libs were screaming over the Patriot Act under Bush, constantly yelling their rights were being taken away. Now that our rights are “really” being taken away, I hear crickets. I guess they either don’t care or they are ignorant of what’s going on being so blinded by the Deviant.
          True, it may very well be easier to have a list of the words we’re allowed to use. Ridiculous.

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  4. Davetherave said:

    Pepp,

    Tell ‘awk to keep an eye in the sky now for a metal bird buzzing over your house! Lock and load…

    This is the dumbest damn list I’ve ever seen in my life. Department of Homeland Stupidity!

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    • goshawk3 said:

      Rave, “Department of Homeland Stupidity!” You sure have that right!

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    • Dave,

      I agree with Hawk, the Homeland Stupidity is a great name for it. We get told also that the war on terror is over, so why do we need the TSA any longer. I wish everyone would get together and plan a day at the airport and then everyone at every airport refuses the Grope and Porn scenario. They could not arrest everyone.

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  5. These are only used at the unconstitutional NSA data screening collection centers, soon to be consolidaged into the Skynet center in Utah. They have all of the actually activity hired out to Israeli companies so that they are meeting the letter of the law. The result is the same as violating the constitution but the government lawyers have determined that they are technically legal. Why Jefferson, Madison, and Adams all said the the central government cannot be the determinant of what it is allowed to do. They knew that central governments always fail at policing themselves. Something about “power corrupts” or something.

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    • drrik,

      Jefferson, Madison, and Adams were all right. And this is wrong in my opinion. This is not about security but about big brother spying on its’ citizens and detaining anyone who does not agree with the policies of the Deviant One. That’s MHO anyway.

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  6. Well,we now see what DHS does all day. Sitting around,thinking up bullshit.

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  7. Hi Pepp,

    If you want to keep using those words you had better switch your religion to Islam then you are exempt from any restrictions. Those drones flying over will make good moving targets, I just love target practice.
    Ladies who are going to fly should dress up as Muslim women. You then would be exempt from any porno shots and all the groping. So remember to hide all guns and ammo under your clothing until you are off the ground then you can hijack the plane. Than O can blame Bush for that to.
    Isn’t it funny how Bush never blamed Clinton for anything and O blames Bush for everything.

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    • Dogged,

      Great comment. Yes, it seems as long as you are a muzzie you don’t have to worry about being targeted as a terrorist. I will have to get my burka the next time I fly then cry for CAIR if some TSA agent decides to grope me under that burka. I can bang him on the head with the baseball bat under my garb and off I go into the wild blue yonder.

      Yes, Bush never blamed anyone for anything. He had too much class for that. Only libturds have the crassness to be blaming other presidents where they themselves have failed.

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    • I had tons of fun with the TSA last summer.
      As I really can’t stand long enough to go through their peeping Tom machine, I’d just roll up to the gal in charge of searching women and loudly ask if *that* guy could feel up, pointing to most anal looking of the bunch. Every time she’d correct me and say “pat you down, I pipe again with “No, I want to be felt up” and on and on. I usually had them all laughing so hard by the time I finished that she’d just do a cursory pat down, and off I went!
      It is truly a miracle that I didn’t get arrested.

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      • OMG Lucie. ROTHFLMAO! Oh, how I would have loved to have been there. The Hawk has decided we’re too dangerous together and Susie would have run off, but I would love to have added some rapper tune, something like this:

        Feel me up yo
        Don’t ya know I need it so,
        Got to get my rocks off baby,
        So feel me up why don’t ya maybe.

        I’d never get arrested for singing a black rapper song.

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        • MAJOR SPEW ALERT

          It was so very much fun. I was having the time of my life with them. Most people have no idea how to deal with me, as you well know, from the terrorist phone incident. Good thing ‘awk wasn’t there. If he had been, I suspect he’d have called the authorities himself to report us and we’d still be in that road block-or worse. You will recall that I warned you that I can be difficult to take out in public!
          Poor Susie was with me and there really wasn’t any place for to run to to hide, so she just turned every shade of red there is and distracted herself with thoughts of bed posts.

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          • Lucie, thank God you gave me a spew alert this time. How well I recall the terrorist phone incident and I’m positive the Hawk would have left us in jail. Poor Susie would have been alone with the Hawk who forgets to feed her. OMG! I almost forgot about the bed post story. How could that have gone out of my mind? LMAO!

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  8. thedrpete said:

    People are having WAY WAY too much fun here.

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  9. I went to swat a fly today and had to get a first responder to assist me with an emergency response, after I had gas so bad I had to drop a bomb in the john causing a lockdown in the sanitary facility. I thought it was an attack of foot and mouth catching up with me but the symptoms seem resistant to the response. The mitigation of the hazardous plume was when the authorities disaster management team evacuated the immediate area before the symptoms became toxic. It was a real incident.

    After that I might be at the top of their list. 🙂

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    • Bull,

      LOL! That is a very good paragraph. Now both you and I are on their terrorist list. Maybe someone will bring a fly swatter and swat us down. 🙂

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  10. Not to worry. It’s not like you were trying to “assasinate the president”,

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    • drrik,

      I’m not concerned about it. I just think it’s funny. Just knowing the simple words we can’t say without drawing attention is completely ridiculous. They should be protecting our borders instead.

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      • But, then, has anyone ever waltzed into their local Walmart and asked to buy a ‘terrorist’ phone, then, gotten through a Kentucky police road block while driving a red rental car with Nevada plates, a Maine ‘cripple’ parking card and an Israeli driving license, with the terrorist phone right there?
        Who do think is number 1 on their most wanted list?

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        • Lucie,

          I’m sure you are on the terrorist list! What a funny night that was!

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          • St. Gracie,
            Even though you did speak to the poor sheriff type, you never showed him and ID! You and Susie just might be safe.
            I’d really like to see them try to get to me here!

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          • Lucie,

            I was not driving so no need for me to hand over my ID. I doubt that any of us would have gotten away if they were looking for the terrorist who bought a terrorist phone at Walmart. Luckily they were looking for someone else or all 3 of us would have been put into jail.

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        • PG: Well, I didn’t think terrorists were that keen on red. You should have been on the watch list just from TSA. You could have been waterboarded.

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          • Waterboarded? Me? They’d have quite a time getting me on the board, and I could always hold my breath under water. I started the TSA shtick well after the Kentucky part of the trip.

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          • There isn’t really that much of a color choice with a rental car. I was just happy it wasn’t a Mazda. They hit me with that in Nevada, but I did get a small measure of revenge and they got a very dirty Mazda back.

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          • LOL Sorry PG, for getting the order backwards. I’m sort of surprised they didn’t profile harmless you. Red was a good diversion tho. By your next trip they will be profiling anyone with ties to Israel, if they haven’t started. You know, considering their attitude toward Israel. Muzzies will get first-class treatment. Everyone else will be strip searched.

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  11. Next comes the billing, where citizens are literally charged with costs incurred for having been intentionally provacative, when there is no actual real threat. Free speech to becaome not prohibited but to have an associated economic cost for having invoked it. The lib-prog rendition will be that it is not prohibited but that since there ends up being a cost to society for the activities of that individual, that society does not have to bear the expense incurred because an individual chooses to act in a free manner. The associated irony there will not be noticed.

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  12. Just Gene said:

    Has anyone noticed that the drones sound just like your neighbor cutting the grass so you don’t pay attention?

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