Wicked Commentary

You Can’t Make This Up

Ok, I’ve been sick lying in bed watching the news.  I have to make sure you all know that is no way to get well.  None of you are that dumb I know. You all have that figured out by now.  Watch TCM instead, please,  and those old movies will remind you that maybe there is something to say for the good ole times.

I had to ask the Hawk last night if he thought we were crazy or is everyone else crazy?   I meant those gubmint types of course.  After awhile, it kind of gets to ya.  I hear all these stories and the kinds of things these gubmint types say and my head starts to hurt so bad. The ‘awk gets very worried, but these knives keep digging into my head.

Please make it stop and go away.  I’ve got a headache on top of a gastrointestinal virus. It’s the Obama virus, you just can’t get rid of it.  It sticks and sticks and everyday you get to see the virus on TV.  Go away.  Go to Hawaii please!

Several days ago I hear one of our drones “landed” or “crashed” or was “shot down” in Iran.  Now which one of those do we pick?  I went for this one, we flew a drone into Iran and then we left it there so the Iranians, the Chinese, and the Russians could all get a hold of our stealth technology.  Ah Ha!!

Today, I find I chose the correct answer since Mr. Zilch was given 3 different ways to destroy the daggone thing, but he chose none of those 3 options because “it might look like we’re starting a war” with Iran.  O…My….G….o….d!!  Of course, I shouted to the Hawk.  It makes sense.  We must allow Iran, China, and Russia to have their “fair share” of our technology.

We must do our “FAIR” sharing of our stealth technology so the enemy has a better chance of blowing us up.  

Dumb ole me.  Here I guess I’ve watched too many James Bond movies and read too many spy stories that I thought there would be some type of mechanism that upon landing in hostile territory we could flick a switch, and bingo, that darn old wayward drone would just blow itself up.  Nope, I was wrong on that one.  Besides if we had that how could we “share” the “wealth” of our technology?

Today, at the press conference the Zero made a showing just so he could let us all know that those darned Republicans are holding up that tax holiday for all the middle class.  He also wanted to restate his position that if the Republicans include that “job making” oil pipeline from Canada in the bill he will V…E…T…O it.  Some reporter, may he rest in peace,  asked why would the President not want this job making pipeline project included.

Uh, ha, ha, we don’t need no stinking pipeline.

Well, the president answered mightily that nothing can create more jobs than the tax holiday which will put about $1000 in the poor “middle class” pockets and create ever so many more jobs than a dinky little ole pipeline, “shovel ready” mind you.  Yes this time for REAL, a shovel ready project, private enterprise project, and there would be tens of thousands of jobs.  But, NO, said the Zero.  We just can’t have that now can we?  We must have another study on that. Besides it’s just the social security “tax” anyway and we can let that program go bust.

Later,  on Judge Napolitano’s Freedom Watch show we were all reminded that the SS was never a “tax” as we were told in the beginning of the program.  It was a retirement fund, not a tax. But, by golly, it is now.

What about those spending cuts?  What happened to them?  They can’t come up with one thing to cut?  How about their salaries, their pensions, those agencies we don’t need?  But, no, none of them, on either side of the aisle can come up with one lousy spending cut.  Why can’t we fire them all right now?  Why do we have to wait until 2012.  In most corporations you are given a 90 day trial period.  If you don’t produce and don’t do your work, out the door you go!  No second chances. You are gone in sixty seconds, no pension, notta.

Meanwhile, Mr. Holder once again was before Congress to NOT answer questions.  Later, on Greta Van Susteran’s show, she had Steve King on, one of our illustrious and very bright congressman.  She asked him, “Why doesn’t someone ask Mr. Holder who is responsible for this program “Fast and Furious”?  Wow,  Steve King was blown over that he had also thought of that question, but he just never got the chance to ask it of the “rolling  my eyes at Congress Pinocchio Holder”. Nor had any of his colleagues in Congress asked that question.

So what the hell did I know?  I don’t know who, what, where, when. Don’t you guys ever let up on me?  I need to get back to suing AZ, ALA, Utah, you know those states who don’t want illegals in here.  I don’t like that immigration law on the books!

Is Issa mad or what?

The ever digging Issa showed Holder one box of information that he sent down to Congress to muddle through while there were 4 boxes of information they have from ATF agents, those horrible whistle blowers.  Holder, in his usual jocular manner, rolled his eyeballs once again.  So what, bro, so ya got 4 boxes from them and one from me.  What’s the big deal?  Besides, according to Holder, he’s perfectly willing to work with them on the “real” problem. Surprise, surprise, the “real” problem is that 164,000 guns (LIE) walk over the border every year since we’ve got far too many assault weapons in this country.  Now, who would have thought of that one?  Oh, yeah, Pinocchio Holder and Mr. Zero because they want to make sure all of our guns are taken away.

Never mind that their little “program” to make it look like all these guns come from us, the usual suspects, the American people,  has been outted.  Right. We’re all out on the streets  selling assault weapons to Mexico.  I wondered where I got that sunburn. Now I realize it’s from standing on street corners peddling assault rifles.

The program has been busted, Holder.  We all know what you were up to and still you try to blame this on the American people??????????????  Does anyone in this country actually believe this cockamamie crap?

While that circus is going on, the “extremely, brainy, smartest man in the room, Corzine”, testifies that he “just doesn’t know where 1.2 billion dollars went” in his MF Global company.  First I’m shocked, utterly shocked over the name of that company.  MF????  Global???   And, not once did anyone question him about his racism.  Not one democrat said a thing about the MF thing.  Are they daft?  They don’t know what MF means?

Sniff, Sniff, I’m so so very sorryAnybody got a hankie I can borrow?

Instead of taking the 5th Amendment, which I’m sure Congress would have allowed for one of their old Senate buddies, Corzine comes in with a 21 page written statement by his lawyers.  In a funereal voice Corzine states that he takes full responsibility, but, gee, he just has no idea where that money went.  Oh, I suppose all those stock holders were just so delighted and mollified that Corzine is soooooooooooooooooooo sorry. So sorry, so sorry, I’m sorry, but I don’t know where that money went.  Kind of reminds me of an old Patsy Cline song.

And he takes “full responsibility”.  So, let me guess.  What does that mean?  He doesn’t want to use any of his fortune to pay back some of these people who were swindled and now their whole retirements are gone.  I ask myself then, what kind of responsibility does he “fully take”? And Congress?  Oh, they said the Deceitful One  was so utterly sincere in his sorrow for “losing” all that money. May I ask Congress?  Do you really care where that money went?  After all you don’t care where our tax money went?  Just another big show, this time for their bud, Corzine.

Every night Judge Napolitano makes an ending statement on his absolutely wonderful show on the Fox Business Channel.

He asks every night “Does the government work for us or do we work for the government?” After that he gives his ending speech for the night which the Hawk is not allowed to interrupt. I don’t care if the house in on fire Hawk, I need to hear what the Judge has to say.

I think it should be obvious to anyone with half a brain there ain’t nobody working for us up there in that cesspool of DC.  The Hawk told me a joke tonight.  No Nativity scene is going up in DC, not because of the usual reasons, but because nobody could find 3 wise  men and a virgin.  I think that about says it all for those idiots we have in Washington,  DC.


Comments on: "You Can’t Make This Up" (46)

  1. Get well soon Pepper! At this moment in time I am almost thankful that I am too distracted with personal stress to have the time or energy to stress over things that I can do nothing about. The corruption in DC is so deep that it boggles the mind.

    Like you, I used to think there were some really smart, brave heroes working under the radar to do the right thing, now not so much…..


    • FOH,

      Thanks. I’m feeling a bit better today, but not over the news.

      There are no good, brave men anywhere near DC. I will make an exception for my one senator, Rand Paul.

      The corruption is unbelievable and like I said you can’t make this stuff up.


  2. Good job Pepp!

    I swear, this Obama regime, makes the other corrupt “Dictators” of the world seem honest!


  3. Excellent post Pepp!

    So we have now given the high technology of our helicopter to Pakistan and our drone high technology to Iran. If they are equipped with such high technology; why in the hell are they also not equipped with very low technology of a self destructive device? Very soon we’ll hear of how Russia has somehow gotten a very specific map that shows where every one of our nukes are located. There will be a big blacked out area at the top of this information as to not show Obuma’s email address!

    How about we run a conservative Vet as our next GOP presidential candidate? I could then sleep through the whole night without constant interruptions of Obuma nightmares…


    • Davetherave,

      It looks mighty suspicious to me. It obviously, given the craft looks in perfect shape, didn’t ‘fall’ out of the sky nor was it shot down. It looks in such good shape as if it had landed safe and sound. On purpose maybe? I’ve been around the Space Industry for a good many years. And I’ve never heard of a drone, or rocket etc. that did not have a destruction mechanism. If for no other reason they are so equipped so in case they lose control over a populated area, they will blow it.

      So… makes me wonder, what really happened!


      • willibeaux said:

        Gos’awk! Maybe one the muzzy traitors in our military or CIA made a bundle on this caper.

        It is mighty suspicious!

        HooRah! 😉


        • Good point Bro! Never thought of that. Now I wonder if we don’t have a mussy at the flight controls!


        • Willibeaux,

          Now that is one scary thought indeed. But, it does stand to reason that these drones should have self destruct devices. Made me wonder of course.


    • Dave,

      Thx. We do need someone who is at least sane to run for prez. I actually don’t think we have a sane person in the WH right now. There is a clause in the Constitution for “relieving” presidents who are “mentally” incapable. Giving all our tech secrets to every muzzie country so they can better kill us I would presume would come under that category.


  4. Pepp,

    The CURE comes in Nov 2012.


  5. privbullright said:

    Pepp, Another great transcription of the Obama Diaries.
    First, I will pray that you start to feel better, but that Obama virus is also nasty. Everyone has it (…er most sane people). And this cat is just ramping up his campaign….with a fundraiser here and a fundraiser there, everywhere a fundraiser, ol’ Obama has a campaign….eh- eih- e-eih-oh. So even if it was not the plot to leave it there, that’s what he did. Mr. ‘I got bin Laden practically single-handed’ is afraid what Mullah’s in Iran think. Then there was his last speech billed as a “major economic speech”, which actually was the same partisan, anti-economy campaign blame-rhetoric he’s made for 3 years. Maybe the problem is his buddy, Jon Corzine, is too busy to give him the answers necessary to revive our economy.[puke] I just think its Groundhog Day; while the administration is playing “Weekend at Bernie’s” trying to prop up this fool. Even Punxsutawney Phil is sick of his script.

    Something he said about Republicans putting all that stuff in there he didn’t like made me want to heave. All that nonsense that they are talking about, uh? As James Traficant used to say, “Beam me up, Scotty”. Race baiter-in-chief wouldn’t know a real important issue if it whacked him in the forehead. “Back to my war against energy…” I smell another commission coming. He’s railing against rich businesses not paying their fair share and sending jobs abroad, while having Immelt as his right hand. He put all his confidence in Holder at DoJ. Yet he must feel like the “lucky one” with Rezko and Blago going up the river, as he merely goes uptown for another grand fundraiser. Notice Corzine’s testimony followed the patented Holder/Chu formula.


    • privbullright said:

      Oops, sorry I forgot, “SPEW ALERT”!!!.
      (hmmm, which is what they should start hearings with) 🙂


      • bull,

        You know clyde and me need those spew alert’s! But, not a prob this time. I was just drinking a glass of water and spewed it on my couch…that damned old thing will dry…


      • PBR,

        You should have warned me prior. I’m already sick. Thank goodness the bathroom is near as I spew my food. I think I’m getting sicker by the day with the daily Obama diaries.


    • willibeaux said:

      PB! Our Fearless Leader is building up his retirement fund in the event he is booted out of 1600 PA Ave.

      HooRah! 😉


      • Hey Beau!

        He has probably got a few billion of Our Tax dollars stashed away. Remember all the missing millions from the stimulus? And, of course, they can’t account for it. They don’t know what happened to it. Odd isn’t it. The IRS will track all the money we make down to the last penny that we must account for. But “They” can,, err,ah misplace billions and get away with it!


      • Hey beaux,

        LMAO! I just heard his buddy Corzine made a nice donation to the Obuma retirement fund himself! With other people’s money of course…


        • willibeaux said:

          You may be on to something Dave! Maybe Slo Joe is benefiting from this little caper also!

          HooRah! 😉


    • privbullright,

      Some funny stuff there. With everything going on at light speed with the lies flying all over the place. One does get the impression that we’re living in alternate universe. None of thisseems real. But, sadly, it’s only too real!


    • PRB,

      Excellent comedy. Well, I think Sean Hannity calls him the Teflon king, everything just slides right off of him onto someone else like a Blago.

      Joe most likely does get something from this. Otherwise how could the Gaffe master stand being near that arrogant POS? And yeah, Corzine was proudly boasted by both of them, the Liar in Chief and the VP Liar that he was the smartest man they ever knew. Why, they almost made him Treasury Secretary. I don’t see a whole lot of difference however between Corzine and Geitner. Both, crooks along with all the other crooks.

      I have to gag every time I hear one of his minions on the left side say he’s such a great prez and what can he do with what Bush left him.

      Great prez, my baloney sandwich. He is the King of race baiting, of class warfare, and he’s the most divisive prez we’ve had in years. This country is now becoming so angry on both sides that some on the left are now getting into trouble for threatening to kill people on the right. I read that somewhere, can’t recall.


  6. privbullright said:

    Oh, Pepp, and they finally discovered problems(fraud) in the 2008 election process. Whoo-hoo, as Homer Simpson says. “Too bad, so sad…” that doesn’t matter either.


  7. So I caught the damned crud from YOU!??!! Great rant,spot-on. Here is a tidbit to chew on over the pipeline project,and a reason why he hasn’t given the nod. Who is one of Obama’s biggest buttboys? Give yourself a star if you said Warren Buffet. There is this little thing Buffet owns called the Union Pacific Railroad. Now do you think Mr.Buffet wants to see a pipeline,or do you think Mr.Buffet would rather see that oil in his tank trains? Give yourself the box of stars if you answered the choo-choo.


    • Clyde,

      Thx for the info. I did not know that about Buffet. Now it makes sense of course. More dirty crony capitalism under the Zero. That’s just great. Help Buffet and let us sit without the oil and jobs.
      I don’t get a box of stars however. Dumb me, I thought it was all because of the ecofreaks protesting the pipeline. Now I see where it’s even dirtier.


    • privbullright said:

      Sounds like a plan, Clyde.

      Here is a guy who talks about improving and building our infrastructure in every speech — when it comes to spending tax money. But when it comes to building a pipeline, he has issues and reservations? He has dreams about building high-speed rail, but not a pipeline. His campaign rhetoric is “WE CAN”T WAIT!”. But we can’t wait long enough to build a pipeline. Could it be that he is giving the lobbyists more time… to “lobby” for the project? And once again, our illustrious State dept is in the middle of this decision. He wants to wait till after the election to solve the budget crisis. He wants to wait till after election to “decide” about the pipeline. Yet he goes coast to coast telling us that “we can’t wait!”


      • privbullright and Clyde

        In addition to this “Buffet” thing. Don’t forget, Ovomit has shut down the gulf drilling and refuses to allow any New drilling. He/Soros have been trying to break this country. Why would he want to approve the pipeline?


  8. privbullright said:

    “The Grinch” who stole the pipeline… at Christmas.

    Talking about his political appointee for the director of the “consumer financial protection bureau”:

    Obama had the audacity to tell the American people that “no one should go home for the holidays until we get this done.” – i.e. confirm his political appointee. He told people, “tell your members of Congress, ‘Don’t be a Grinch.”

    “Don’t be a Grinch”? Then tell us he refuses to do anything about a major oil pipeline until after the election… not just after the holidays.


  9. PBR,

    The BHO Grinch is doing a good job of keeping people from enjoying their Christmas.
    This should induce more class warfare as many people won’t have the money to buy for Christmas. He is playing Satan trying to raise the green eyed monster of envy. He needs that to keep his division of our country going on. He’s more than just the Christmas Grinch since he keeps people down all year long.


  10. Another great one, Pepper! Love that picture of ovomit with the black eyes and big cut on his head – what did you do, beat the shit out of him?!!! Someone sure needs to.


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