Wicked Commentary

Recently I received this information in an email.  It is one person’s opinion but there are many factual statements within this email:

“THE ONLY THING WRONG WITH THIS CALCULATION IS THEY FORGOT TO FIGURE IN THE PEOPLE WHO DIED BEFORE THEY COLLECTED THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY!!!! WHERE DID THAT MONEY GO?????????????

This is another example of what Rick Perry called “TREASON in high places”!!!

Oh, what a pair you two make!  One threatens  he can’t be sure he can pay veterans or Social Security checks so he can raise the debt ceiling while the other threatens to cut off both veterans and senior citizens for being greedy.  You both are traitors.

Remember, not only did you contribute to Social Security but your employer did too. It totaled 15% of your income before taxes. If you averaged only $30K over your working life, that’s close to $220,500.

If you calculate the future value of $4,500 per year (yours & your employer’s contribution) at a simple 5% (less than what the govt. pays on the money that it borrows), after 49 years of working you’d have $892,919.98.

If you took out only 3% per year, you’d receive $26,787.60 per year and it would last better than 30 years (until you’re 95 if you retire at age 65) and that’s with no interest paid on that final

amount on deposit! If you bought an annuity and it paid 4% per year, you’d have a lifetime income of $2,976.40 per month.

The folks in Washington have pulled off a bigger Ponzi scheme than Bernie Madoff ever had.

Sure take the Seniors Social Security away. They are such greedy and disgusting people unlike you Simpson who lives off a grand pension paid for years  by those very seniors you want to cut off.

Entitlement my butt, I paid cash for my social security insurance!!!! Just because they borrowed the money, doesn’t make my benefits some kind of charity or handout!!

Oh, really Simpson?  Just who sucks from the cow’s teat?  Would that be you and your buddies in the Legislative Branch who get paid by us?  Paid by those of us who made far less money than you?  Those of us who paid for your health care and your pension that you still receive?  Big, fat, generous, unearned pensions?

Congressional benefits —- free healthcare, outrageous retirement packages, 67 paid holidays, three weeks paid vacation, unlimited paid sick days, now that’s welfare, and they have the nerve to call my social security retirement entitlements?

We’re “broke” and can’t help our own seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless

So you don’t want our vets to have anything either after all they did for our country too?  Well, well, Simpson, I see all the appreciation you have for our vets but don’t touch your pension right,  you hypocrite?

In the last months we have provided aid to Haiti, Chile, and Turkey. And now Pakistan ……home of bin Laden. Literally, BILLIONS of DOLLARS!!!

So cutting off our vets money is funny to you Simpson?  We don’t think it’s all that funny you ignorant loon!  Our vets fought while you sat around in a chair doing nothing. You are a disgusting pig feeding off vets and seniors and all those who are still paying for your porkuolus  pension!

Our retired seniors living on a ‘fixed income’ receive
no aid nor do they get any breaks while our government and religious organizations pour Hundreds of Billions of $$$$$$’s and Tons of Food to Foreign Countries!

They call Social Security and Medicare an entitlement even though most of us have been paying for it all our working lives and now when it’s time for us to collect, the government is running out of money. Why did the government borrow from it in the first place? Imagine if the *GOVERNMENT* gave ‘US’ the same support they give to other countries.”

Dear Mr. Alan Simpson,

As a senior citizen I am getting pretty damn fed up with your remarks about us. First you call us “greedy”.  Then, recently you called us seniors “disgusting” because we don’t want our social security benefits cut or taken away.

What you don’t seem to realize is that we paid into that fund, as did our employers by the way and the money is now gone. Now just how did this happen?  You don’t even think about that one. President Johnson took the Social Security fund trust and put it into the general government funds to hide the big deficit that existed.

You politicians have stolen from that trust fund many, many times for your own projects.

That money, which was ours, should have been invested to make more money on the monies coming into the fund.  Now that would have been the smart thing to do. But instead, not only did that money not collect interest that even a bank would do, but it earned nothing while “sitting in the so called trust fund” which did not really exist while you politicians, you among them, stole from that fund. Now you want to blame seniors for this problem when we never had a choice about this. We were forced into this lousy government program.

That’s right Simpson.  Don’t you remember that we, the tax payers, were forced by gunpoint to pay into that crappy social security fund?  Don’t you think we would have rather put our money into our own 401K plan so we would actually have real money to live on instead of having to rummage through the couch cushions to find pennies to make our budgets?  You didn’t have to stay on a budget when you were in the Senate did you?  You just kept spending while we kept our budgets tight and squeezed every last dime we could.

We did not ask to pay into the Social Security Fund.  We were required to do so and it was “taken” out of our pay checks.

Now, if you want Social Security restructured, that is fine.  We seniors are not stupid nor are we so stubborn that we know the younger generations cannot trust that Social Security will be there for them.  So the choice should be given to them to place a certain amount of their money into their own 401K plans for whatever type of savings they wish rather than have all their money taken for Social Security which has not turned out to be such a great deal for us.

You are the poster man of hypocrisy to accuse seniors of being “greedy and disgusting” when you spent part of your life from 1979 to 1997 as a United States Senator from Wyoming as a member of the Republican party.  That is a whole 18 years you fed from the government trough.

Who paid for your salary, your health care and your extremely generous pension which you still receive today?  We, the tax payers paid that Simpson.

Who is greedy and disgusting, Mr. Simpson?  For 18 long years you collected money at the trough of the cow’s teat as you accuse seniors of doing. You collected far more money than we have ever collected. You did not pay into your funds and your salary was far more generous than the average American worker makes.  Hypocrisy is thy name Mr. Simpson.

CAPTAIN BULLSHIT

Some people think you are a nut. Some say you are a drunk. Whatever you are you are a politician and politicians are the biggest welfare dole drain on this country.

At least, we senior citizens worked for our money. You sat around in the halls of the Senate barely breaking a sweat and I would hardly call what you did as “work”.  Most of you sit around doing nothing.  Some of you appear for roll call and leave. What do you politicians do then, Mr. Simpson, go to lunches, go to motels for affairs, sexually abuse pages, or simply go to your large homes and sleep?

We Americans are pretty sick and tired of you crooks and thieves in DC.  And we are sick of paying your fat salaries, costs of living which you always give yourselves and your health care and your pensions.  What makes you think “we work for you”?  You were a civil servant and “you were supposed to be working for us”.  But, no, you and a large proportion of your colleagues believe you are “better” than the unwashed masses. And you believe you are “owed” special privileges for the jobs you don’t do.

Shh! We're from the government and we steal your money, but you aren't supposed to know that since you are nothing but stupid Americans!

As I finish this open letter to you Mr. Simpson, let me tell you that you are a greedy, disgusting politician. You fed at the trough and you continue to do so. You are a pig at the trough in fact because, as a politician, you are getting more money than any senior citizen gets on Social Security. We are not greedy Simpson. Senior citizens or the vast majority of them receive very little in Social Security. They can barely exist on what they get. Many seniors did not have the kinds of jobs that you did making a 5 or 6 figure salary and were raising their families on an extremely tight budget and had very little if anything left after you politicians kept taking more and more of our paychecks away from us through your taxation to support you and your pet projects we didn’t need.

Yeah, that’s right Simpson. This is what you guys belong to, the Politicians’ Thieves Guild. You have special rules for yourselves so you can do insider training that the average person goes to jail for, but not you guys! You get to come out of office as millionaires. Now how do you think that happens?

There are so many places the federal budget could be cut to save tons of money but none of you have the courage to do what would really get the deficit down.  Senator Rand Paul, who is way more intelligent than you ever have been, has a budget that would make us solvent in 5 to 6 years.  But none of you have the courage to do what Rand Paul would do and that is get rid of your unconstitutional agencies that you politicians so desperately need as most of you are getting some kind of kick back for whatever lobbyist wants that agency to stay in commission.

Simpson, ever hear of Rand Paul’s budget?  I bet you didn’t even give him the time of day. He’s too good for your type. He actually has a “real” budget that would make us solvent in 5 to 6 years unlike you. And he doesn’t throw off benefits for vets or get rid of seniors social security while reducing our debt.

Recently, Peter Schweitzer wrote a book called Throw Them All Out by Peter Schweizer.

Written by Peter Schweitzer and member of Sarah Palin PAC

He works with Sarah Palin and her PAC to expose the criminal activities that go on in the Legislative Branch. Congressmen and Senators go into office with little more than the average person but somehow come out millionaires. Read the book Simpson and see if you are on any of the lists of those crooks. I do not accuse you outright as I do not have that information, but it does make me wonder what you did while there.

No comment necessary Simpson. I think I’ve made my point.

Now I dare you to  say one more degrading or deprecating remark about senior citizens!  Or our vets as you continue to feed off the trough of  the politicians welfare rolls, the biggest welfare dole in this country that devours us along with all your pork projects and unconstitutional agencies and civil servants who sit around pushing paper all day long.  Just go ahead Simpson, speak.  Make my day!

I get the feeling Simpson that both you and  Obama would like to see the vets and senior citizens in this place, the grave yard after they are dead and gone as you get your wishes.

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Comments on: "Social Security, Vets and Alan Simpson" (128)

  1. Pep,

    Bravo, Bravo! Outstanding post! You are dead on with this article! If the money taken away from the working class that is specifically shown on our paychecks as “social security tax”…etc. and it was set aside for the specific reason it states on our paychecks and not touched for any other purpose; there would be no crisis funding SS and Medicare. Pres. Johnson F”uped our “social security insurance” when changing the “rules” for a stupid, personal reason. He opened a “gaping loop hole” by reallocated that money that was specifically taken from us for Social Security insurance and Medicare, so politicians could spend it on anything they chose or try to hide the TRUE national debt. Our social security taxes (as stated on our paychecks) is just thrown into a “lump sum” pile (because of Pres. Johnson) that all the crooked politician’s can blow on whatever they choose and they sure have loved using that “gaping loop hole” every since it was created.

    Billions upon billions of our tax money is sent to foreign countries, given to the UN, given to Brazil to drill oil for us, conducting unlawful war’s, feathering politicians pay check and pensions, handed over to special interest groups, bailing out failing companies cause’ they don’t know how in the hell to run a damn company…my God…I could go on all day with examples!

    What Pres. Johnson did should be repealed and it should go back to the way it was before he screwed it up. I do realize this is a different era and SS and Medicare do need to be “twicked” some for younger tax payers to have a choice of how they feel it is best to plan for their future. Outrageous wasteful spending by our government using the tax payers money is the cause of this disastrous National Debt. SPENDING is what needs to be addressed…not taking the approach of cutting our insurance payments or raising taxes! The only way to fix this is the throw almost every single person in congress out into the street, put term limits on congress and re-elect a new congress! And that is the conclusion of my pissed off rant…thank you for your attention. (-:

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    • Hi Dave,

      I’m surprised anyone came on today being Thanksgiving, but I’m grateful people did and made their opinions known.

      Everything you said is right. As I outlined we have nothing more than common thieves in DC. They are not representing us in any way whatsoever, but only there to line their own pockets and make themselves rich. All the while being paid by the tax payer’s money. What a deal they’ve got!!!!!!!!!

      Almost everything they do up there is paid for by us. Their trips, their “government credit cards” that they abuse since “gee, it’s NOT their money they’re using. So what do they care how much they spend.

      The spending needs to come to a screeching halt, but they are not the least bit willing to give up one damn lousy thing for themselves. We, the people, should do the suffering for “them”. I’m sick to death of it all. As you can probably tell I wrote this because I was about to spit bullets after I heard that Simpson calling us seniors “disgusting”. How dare he??????

      He’s a poster child for all that’s wrong in DC. He also has a not so good record either. He’s pro choice, thinks babies need to be killed. I guess that works well for him. That’s one less person to eventually receive either veteran’s bennies or Social Security.

      His disdain for our vets makes me fuming angry too. Why is this old geezer still around poking into our business anyway? Don’t they ever go away? He needs to go back to Montana to his lucrative law firm and stop sticking his nose into our business. Hasn’t he done enough damage already by “collecting off the cow’s teat” for all those years he was a Senator and to think we are still paying for this loon’s pension makes me even more livid. I don’t see or hear him talk about giving up his pension to save on tax payers’ money. Oh no, they can’t do that, give up their fat, generous pensions that none of us receive. And these pols don’t deserve all of this either.

      Like Judge Napolitano always says on his show “Does the government work for us or do we work for the government”? I think it’s pretty clear what the answer is on that one. It is upside down and every last one of them needs to be thrown out. Except for Rand Paul. I leave an exception in his case. He actually works. Being our senator he is constantly sending out emails and petitions on everything they do up there that is wrong. But he’s only one man against so many others who are corrupt. I don’t think Rand will become corrupt. He’s got too much integrity and honesty in his bones.

      Make Rand Paul president and I think we’d see a completely different country than what we’ve got now. Of course I realize Rand just got there but he is disgusted at what he sees going on up there, one of the few, brave men we have.

      Good comment Dave and thanks for your compliments. Have a good Thanksgiving!

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      • Hey pep,

        Yeah, I had to dodge a few of them “bullet’s” while I was reading it! LOL I love your great passion for what use to be the greatest nation mankind has even known. Now, we are on a downhill slide that I’m not exactly sure can be stopped at this point. The Traitor and Chief has done so much damage utilizing all his “communist” sheep to destroy everything he can think of that made this Republic so great. I am almost to the point that the only thing that will at least preserve some portion of what this great nation once was is the return of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I am afraid no “man or women” can now repair the damage that has already been done and that will continue and get even worse over the next year. Sorry to sound so pessimistic on a day when we are supposed to be giving thanks…I guess I will just give thanks for all the blessing’s our Lord has bestowed on this wonderful country.

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  2. Excellent post. Take a bow. People STILL are wanting to go on about how great SS is. B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. I wouldn’t get out of bed for the ROI this scam gives one. And yet,ANY time someone even THINKS about options to SS,they are literally tarred and feathered. I find it hard to believe so many people keep voting AGAINST their self-interest. Pepp,you and the ‘Hawk have a good Thanksgiving. As bad as it seems at the moment,we STILL have MUCH to be thankful for.In spite of the asinine politicians attempts to RUIN it. To all the folks who wander in here,a Happy Thanksgiving to you all as well. Enjoy the day,AND your dinner.

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    • Davetherave said:

      clyde,

      Here, here! I also would like to wish everyone that visits here; have a wonderful Thanksgiving! May our Lord bless you all!

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    • Clyde,

      Thanks for the compliment and for coming over on Thanksgiving.

      We’ve been told a lot of lies about SS and we do need to restructure it for the younger people. I would hate to see my grand children have to rely on SS. If they can make enough money, have a big enough salary to support their families and have money left over to put in to their own 401K plan they will be much, much better off than those of us who do receive SS. I’m all for restructuring it and saving the program. But I detest what the pols have done to that so called “trust fund”.

      And they wonder why we have no trust in them in DC. Well, they should take good look in the mirrors at themselves and their “greed” and thievery. They don’t seem to have a conscience at all. I’m beginning to think our whole government is populated by sociopaths.

      Happy Thanksgiving to you too Clyde.

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  3. Gar Swaffar said:

    The “Grand Cabal” is hard at work stealing the American Dream and turning this Nation into a Third World Fecal Hole.
    I reject the notion that it’s a done deal. There are still a couple million vets in this nation who simply won’t put up with it forever.

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    • Hi Gar,

      Oh, how right you are! The Grand Cabal is a perfect description of them and yes, I also think we are going to turn into a 3rd world country or Fecal Hole as you so aptly put it.

      I pray you are right, Gar, that it’s not a done deal and all the vets, retired vets, and militias in this country will take back our Republic. It has got to be soon. We are approaching the dooms day scenario and going down fast. Another year of that Monster in Chief and we’re going to all be out on the streets begging for food and water.

      All I can say is we need to be stocked up and ready to go and do you know what.

      Happy Thanksgiving to you Gar and thanks for coming over today.

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    • Gar…LMAO!! “Third World Fecal Hole”…you tore me up with that one! That is so F’ing awesome!!!

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  4. Mrs. Pepper’awk! Once again you’ve hit one out the park. This guy Simpson (no relation thank God) tries to impress folks with his folksy, quaint way of communicating. Pure bullshiit.

    He made a comment one time that Pro-Lifers need to get over their love affair with the fetus. Very disgusting comment to us.

    Gar! You are right! There are still a couple of million vets who won’t put up with the “Grand Cabal” antics forever. The ‘awk and I are a little long in tooth but we’ll jump in and help when we can. Right ‘awk?

    Happy Thanksgiving!

    HooRah! 🙂

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    • Hey ya got that right Beau! I’m surprised that something hasn’t started already.

      What we really need .is a military coup! Kick all of them out and take their pensions away while they’re at it. Where are all all our generals? Can’t they see what’s going on?

      Well….A big Happy Thanksgiving to all!

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    • Hi willibeaux,

      I knew this particular article would push your buttons since you are both a vet and a senior. This Captain Bullshit needs to keep his big mouth shut and stop insulting both vets and seniors. Just who in the hell does he think he is anyway. He makes my blood boil.

      I agree on his “pro-choice” statement. Downright disgusting to me also. He is obviously only interested in prolonging his own life. He doesn’t give a hoot about others as long as he maintains his largess.

      Happy Thanksgiving to you too! You sweetie you! And tell Lorraine I said hello and have a great holiday too.

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      • @Gar, willibeaux, and hawk,

        I ain’t no veteran (damn proud and very grateful to the ones that are), but I am Pro-life and Pro-United States Republic lover and I own what it takes and I’ll jump right in there with y’all! A mean ass redneck can come in handy sometimes! You can use me as cannon fodder, if you want, while you superb vet’s get done taking care of business! HooRah is fucking damn straight!!!!

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        • Dave,

          Cannon fodder. Now that’s a new original idea. So funny. I can see your redneck butt going flying through the air and when you reach the targets bloody them to hell and back. What an image that is.

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        • Dave Buckaroo,

          Some one has been telling me stories about you and I can’t tell ya or I’d have to kill ya. I am Mata Hari after all and my spying is very discreet. Lil ole gentle you eh? Humph! I’m starting to wonder if there’s a split personality going on somewhere inside of ya’ll.
          Seems like I talk to one person and another person is on this here blog. Mighty confusin to this here lil ole redneck lady. 🙂

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  5. Gar Swaffar said:

    Willibeaux, Those who array against this nation should heed the disaffection, those of us who chose to defend this nation very rarely opt out of the oath we took. It wasn’t a commitment for a specified time frame, more like a covenant relationship.
    Yesterday, today and tomorrow……until we breathe our last. My kids and grandkids deserve no less from me, even if they don’t understand why.

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    • Gar,

      I’m glad you feel that way. I know of other vets who still believe that oath they took was for a lifetime and to our country, not a president or fraud in this case.

      I know the Hawk is hankering for a gun fight.

      You are right about your kids and grand kids deserving no less from you. I applaud you, willibeaux and the Hawk because that is how all of you think and believe. That oath was sacred you all took.

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    • Davetherave said:

      Gar,

      I would like to give all you wonderful vet’s that took that oath and still hold onto that oath to this day and until they day you die! You vet’s are the best people the United States has ever had and I am so grateful for your commitment, your love of our country and constitution; and you willingness to die for your conviction’s! May our Lord bless you all and may he place you first in line to be blessed!

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  6. privbullright said:

    Nice letter, Pepp. I take it he won’t be receiving a Christmas card? You got my blood pumping. Alan-which way did it go-Simpson is at it again. He’s in retirement but still wants to affect public policy. He’s the poster boy for term limits.(and the face of what’s wrong with career establishment politicians)

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    • PBR,

      Thanks. No Simpson won’t receive a Christmas card or anything nice from me at all. I’d like to see him put out to pasture like a very old horse and sent to the glue factory.

      He sure is a poster boy for term limits. And yes, they all need term limits. If that doesn’t happen we will continue to see this corruption and thieving continue to go on. They also need to get rid of the “outs” they give themselves whereby they don’t have to obey the same laws we do, but instead they get to do all kinds of thievery and it’s considered OK. They need to go to jail just like Martha Stewart did. I’m not crazy about Martha, but by golly she went to jail for the same thing they do and served her time. They need to put on their jail stripes and serve their time as well. Crooks they are.

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    • Hey PBR,

      I would like to add one comment to your excellent comment….DITTO!

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  7. Hi All,

    Happy Thanksgiving.

    Pepp,

    You posted a wonderful article it’s great.

    I think it’s about time that all politicians were made to live by the same laws they think we should. The problem is when we ask what they stand for we never question them about the special rules that they have for themselves. Pelosi made millions on insider trading and doesn’t think she did anything wrong. You try it and see how fast you end up in jail. We the stupid people have got to put our foot down and say enough is enough we’ve had it.

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    • Hi Dogged,

      Happy Thanksgiving to you too!

      Thanks for the compliment. Somehow Dogged, I knew this article would be right up your alley and you’d like it. I know you well.

      Pelosi is a dirt bag scum thief too. Oh, no she doesn’t think she did anything wrong, the nerve of that woman! She also blasted the Catholic bishops the other day over their stance against abortion. Did you see that one? She “claims to be Catholic herself”. What a joke! Being a practicing Catholic means being completely against abortion as it is considered murder. What a liar she is. And she of course dramatized the whole thing by saying the bishops would rather women die than have an abortion. So wrong. So utterly hypocritical once again. That is one woman who needs to go down. But that district of hers is a poster for what ails this country and she’ll never get booted out of office no matter what she does.

      She needs to go to jail also. She is one of the really big offenders of using her position to make herself more millions. And how much does that greedy woman need? She’s already rich in her own right having married a very rich man. It shows these people just can’t get enough stolen money under their belts. I guess those botox treatments cost a lot of money.

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      • Pepp,

        Yes, you do know me very well.

        I’m sure those botox treatments were very expensive. I’m also sure that it was paid for by us, the taxpayers. You really didn’t think she paid for them herself did you?

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        • Dogged,

          Oh of course the Red Pelosi paid for her botox with tax payer dollars. No doubt in my mind whatsoever. Why should she pay for it herself when she has a credit card with access to everyone’s tax dollars? Too bad it doesn’t do much for her except make her look like a fright face. Like I’ve said before I’d hate to be her husband and look over to see those eyes popped wide open while she sleeps since she can’t close them anymore. Ever notice that? You never see her blink. Those eyelids just can’t move. Reminds me of a damn snake.

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    • Hey Dogged!

      Do you ever wonder why SO many politician’s are also lawyers?? They had to become a lawyer first to know how to break all the laws and get away with it. I also see you used a four letter word and I need to go puke now…”Pelosi”…shit…didn’t make it and you should see my keyboard!!! LOL

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      • Hey Dave,

        I believe you are correct about there being lawyers. It helps them stay out of jail while making laws for us to follow.

        So sorry about your keyboard, I just hate when that happens. Keys get all sticky, etc. LOL

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        • Dogged

          It sounds like you and Dave aren’t alone. Clyde had an accident this morning and spewed coffee all over his. I wonder how long it took him to clean that mess up.

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  8. Donna Rabus said:

    Great job, Pep! I too am absolutely sick of this BS! We were forced to pay into SS all our working lives – we paid into Medicare also and still paying for that each month. These lousy lying, cheating politicians just keep living off taxpayers and getting filthy rich. That rotten rat Alan Simpson – all those years he lived off and cheated taxpayers and now we seniors are greedy! No, Simpson, you are the greedy SOB! All of you politicians stole money from OUR SS fund – if you all would have kept your filthy mitts off our money, it would be there for seniors. We need term limits – no free health for any politician – they should have to pay for their health like everyone else. Simpson, you and obama are two of a kind and you both need to pay for all the stealing you have done.

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  9. Hi Donna,

    Thank you so much for coming over on a very busy and worried day for yourself.
    Thanks for the compliment. Your are so right in all you say. To think these pols want to take away that which is due to us after all we paid and like you stated are “still paying” is reprehensible in light of what they do in their thieving and conniving ways. It’s downright disgusting and then they wonder why they have such a low approval rating! Who now can trust any of them?

    And I hate when I hear we get “free” healthcare from Medicare as we pay a high premium every month for what little we get. There is no “free” health care for us seniors. Perhaps on Medicaid one gets free healthcare but not Medicare. I think many people don’t realize that and have no facts on it. And Obama has eviscerated Medicare by taking out $500 billion if I have that correct. So our care will become almost non existent.

    Your comment was on target and very, very good I might add.

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  10. I want to ask everyone on this blog to say a prayer for Donna, one of our readers, for her son who is very seriously ill right now. Thank you all.

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  11. privbullright said:

    They like to use the term “public service” — Humph.

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  12. privbullright said:

    Vote of no confidence. Stick a sock in it Simpson.
    Two recent illustrations come to mind: 1) Solyndra is government’s idea of a good bet. Don’t bet your retirement on that investment. 2) And the first-ever test of Fema’s new national emergency alert system. Later labeled a failure, but the motivation behind it is: “If there is ever a catastrophic event such as terrorist attack or major national disaster, the president could use the system to make an official announcement.” http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/11/09/fema-conducting-national-emergency-activation-test-today/
    Somebody should have reminded everyone, including FEMA, how many times his arrogance has already ‘broken live’ with some message. (…self-serving of course) But Simpson complains about SS and Vets?

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    • PBR,

      I’d like to stick more than a sock in that Simpson’s mouth. I can think of some very bad things I’d like to do to him for being a total and complete jerk.

      Oh, i bet he’s making money himself off of Solyndra. These guys got their piggy fingers into everything that gets supported through tax payer money so they can get rich themselves and then look down on us. Some nerve.

      It looks to me like Simpson and the Bozo are pretty good pals from that one picture. Doesn’t surprise me as they seem to have some of the same philosophy, like abortion and gays in the military. He was quite a wild azz in his youth and burned something down. I can’t recall what it was. He also shot his guns quite a bit and got lucky no one was killed. People called him a “monster’ in his younger years. I don’t see much change now in his later years actually. He’s still a damn monster, more like a monstrosity.

      In fact, maybe he could go into acting and play the part of Boris Karloff and scare the crap outta everyone. He seems to like doing that anyway.

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    • Hey PBR,

      I can always count on two things from your post: (1) I’m gonna laugh my as off, and (2) you don’t leave me much room to add anything to your comments…..leave me a little “wiggle” room to say something PBR…through me a bone! LMAO

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  13. Pepp,

    When my father passed away, he was divorced, my mother had remarried, his kids were all over 23, and NO ONE got a DAMN THING from Social Security. He had paid in for 43 YEARS!

    It is a HUGE Ponzi scam originated by Democrats to fleece us and provide a slush fund for them to buy votes with.

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    • Gunny,

      That is one lousy story about your Dad. All the money he paid into SS just where did it go? Most likely into some pol’s pocket. It’s a Ponzi scheme all right and I wish to God I had known when I was younger more about SS, but I didn’t pay much attention because the program started when I was in college. Didn’t have time for politics at the time or what SS was all about. Dumb on my part I realize, but I was too busy studying and working being a nurse.

      I’m sorry all the money your Dad paid went to nobody in your family. It’s highway robbery if you ask me. Your Dad worked hard for that money that was taken from him I’m sure.

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  14. Davetherave! I know some Nawth Gawja Redneck crackas’ who are welcome to cover my back anytime. Dey iss fine folk. I believe all Rednecks are cut from the same pattern. Badd @zz patriots who love our country. Even ‘shiners are patriots.

    BTW! Badd @zz is a badge of honor. Wear it proudly. Ain’t that right ‘awk. I know Mrs. Pepper’awk agrees don’t you Pepp?

    HooRah! 🙂

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    • Davetherave said:

      Thanks beaux! I am a patriot that does love our country with all my heart and soul! I would proudly stand with the Nawth Gawja Redneck crackas’ to cover your back!

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  15. Willibeaux,

    You know I agree with all you say. Badazz can be very good at certain times. There are some people who need it to learn a lesson. HooRah! 🙂

    Badazz Redneck

    Now here’s one badazz redneck for ya Willibeaux. Remember her? Hee, hee. Disguised she is too. Only come near her at your own risk. She’s still at that Redneck Terrorist Camp we all attended way back some time ago. Still have openings for anyone interested.

    Cat look out.

    Remember this little guy too? 🙂

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  16. Another message for ya Simpson. Take this and shove it.

    The finger to you!

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  17. Hey Simpson, these folks don’t like you either.

    Nuns with guns

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  18. Damn your hide. Those pictures,especially the cat with the rifle,made me hork coffee on my keyboard!!! Good stuff.

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    • Clyde,

      Sorry about that. I should have given a spew alert on that one. I love that cat with the rifle. It’s a mind blower. Hope that coffee didn’t make your keys stick on your keyboard. Here’s another one for ya Clyde. Spew alert.

      Shepherd watch.

      Now I gotta teach Merlin to do that trick, be on the scope for me. LOL!

      Drunk cat
      This is another winner. These kinds got kicked out of the training camp. We got to have killers who stay sober and alert.

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  19. Mrs. Pepper’awk! Is that you dressed in black? I know the ‘awk has been your mentor and that you are a crack shot. Some our military gals are crack shots and are used as snipers.
    I pity the poor muzzie that comes in view of their sights.

    HooRah! 🙂

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  20. Willibeaux,

    Oh, so you think that’s me in that black outfit huh? It might be or it might not be. It could be one of those rednecks that came to our training camp ya know. 🙂

    Yep, I am a crack shot actually. But not from the Hawk teaching me. I was a crack shot before I met him. But I can’t hold a candle to the Hawk. Geez, some of the shots he does blow my mind away. He’s an excellent shot. I can’t shoot geese flying over this way out of the air, but he can. Too bad the goose didn’t get cooked right afterwards, but he’ll try again. The dogs ate it and loved it. That’s one way to feed the dogs when we’re outta food. He also got a turkey outta of the air too, but by the time Ron got down to the brush where the turkey fell, something had already gotten it. Must have been some hungry dude animals out and about.

    So we don’t have to worry about getting food when the economy crashes completely. The Hawk will just go shoot us something. He’s thinking of getting a deer this fall. We are loaded with them right now. And it’s a very good deer season here in KY we read. Tons of people down here get themselves a deer every year, at least one or two and freeze them.

    But, I say watch out for the both of us. Certain types might not want wander onto this farm. We still have this little dude working for us too.

    terror fighting dude

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  21. willibeaux said:

    Mrs. Pepper’awk! Is that Festus or Festete? I can’t tell from the picture.

    I visited, on the sly, the CA actor’s site. He’s still rantin’ and ravin’ about much ado over nothin’.

    Be careful shootin’ dem dere goosies. If you don’t have a Duck Stamp, the revenooers will be payin’ you a visit for poachin’.

    Since they are afraid of the ‘shiners, they have to have something to do.

    HooRah! 🙂

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    • Willibeaux,

      That drunk one is Festus. Lazy, azz dog I must say and he smoked up all the fags in the place. No liquor is allowed in this house so he must have gone down to the Amish house and stole one outta their house when they were out poppin off on Sundays avistiting one another. Goes on all day on Sundays, up and down the road, horses and buggies, going one direction then the other. Love the clip clopping of those horses though even though the buggies tear up the road with those dem der wheels on dem. Can’t for the life of me figure out what they do at 2am though. I kinda thinks they got something sly agoing on. Ya know what I mean?

      No problemo shooting on your own farm. Dos revenoors don’t come round when it’s on yer own place. So we don’t worry ourselves too much about dat.

      Besides the shiners got dem der revenoors scared s..tless. They don’t come round these parts much if ever. Probably cain’t find de doggone road for one thing. We are so far off de beaten path. HooRah! 🙂

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    • Hey beaux,

      Ya’ got that thar right! There’s been a lot of them thar revenooers dat went up in da KY mountains lukin for shine and we ain’t haird a damn thang from em sense!

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      • Daveroo,

        That there is right on. Those revenoors who are dumb enough to go up into those mountains with all those draft dodgers (still living up there and don’t realize Nam was over years ago) have dem der boys run outta town. Or dead in some mass grave somewhere up in those there Appalachians. They don’t take to anybody strange comin into those der parts and Deliverance comes to mind. Just sayin, it ain’t no safe place to wander around. Hell, it’s not safe to wander around where we are. If a coyote pack, a bear, or a puma don’t get ya, ya can always count on dem der guns aflying bullets.

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    • Willibeaux,
      I forgot to mention what a sly dog you are sneakin around the actor’s place. Much ado about nothin about sums that story up. What comes to my mind (although according to the about 14,000 comments on HuffPo that we rednecks are not educated) is Shakespeare, “Me thinks he doth protest too much”.

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  22. I’ve seen that squirrel. The little bastiche is ALWAYS taking pot shots at my Goldies while they’re laying in the back yard licking themselves.

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    • Clyde,

      I must say that is quite amazing that the same squirrel in the Redneck Terrorist Camp goes up to visit ya’ll up in Mooslim territory. Well, I’m not sayin you live right next to em, but I hear Dearbornistan is full of them terrorist rag heads. Now, if de gubmint is reading any of this go take a hike. We is peaceful folk down in these here parts and we don’t need no swat teams breakin down our doors. Besides we got that bigazz, badazz dog in here. Just so you know.

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  23. Pepp,

    Good post my dear. I hope that you and everyone here had a great Thanksgiving. I did. Nothing to add that hasn’t been said already. In case you were wondering… yes, Alan Simpson is an asshole.

    Btw, I loved that pic of the groundhog with a German helmet and bazooka. As an avid long distance shooter myself, whenever I see one in the grass I always SEE that helmet. It’s funny that you posted that one… I didn’t know that they were armed. I’ll be more careful.

    One more note… my best year was 422 confirmed groundhog kills over one summer here at the ranch. The female groundpigs live in the pastures and the bucks live along the woodlines in the brush. I am now convinced that all my surviving groundhogs are now gay since there are no more pig holes in the grass.

    Hey Hardnox, someone sent this pic to me about these critters on your ranch. Looks like you got a whole new problem now.
    possums

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    • OMG HN!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOO…so you converted all your groundhogs to fag’s…hell, send em’ all to California…God knows they will be very welcomed and amongst many of their kind! That was just too F’ing funny…….

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      • Dave,

        That Hardnox is one darn funny guy turning all those creatures into homos. I guess that ends that killin going on on his ranch. Geez, he better be careful with the horses so those groundhogs don’t end up bushwhacking one of them. They hide out pretty darn good.

        Bobby, our landlord, was on his tractor one day when a big ole coon got up and stood right in front of his tractor. Bobby yelled for the darn thing to move, but that coon was stayin put. After waving his arms, yelling, and screaming at the big ole thing to get outta the way and it still wouldn’t move, Bobby said, “oh, the hell with this and ran him right over”. Dumb azz coon I must say.

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        • pep,,

          Just curious…are we still allowed to say “coon”??? Ya’ know I’m a Southern native and we don’t catch on to the new political correct stuff real quickly! LOL

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          • GoofusDaveroo,

            Coon is a fine word in redneck country. No PC here. Coon is defined as an animal with a bandit eyes and a ringed tail. Now have you ever seen any other kind of coon? This here guy studies up on all this stuff and he couldn’t find a thing wrong with the word coon. And you can see he’s very intelligent.

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      • Dave,
        I hadn’t thought of that. No wonder I’ve been seeing them walking along the shoulders of the highways heading west. Who knew?

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    • Hardnox,

      Now how could ya do such a thing man? Make those der ground hogs into fags! Ain’t we got enough of those creatures about? Like Dave said send them on over to San Fran or from what I read DC has become the capitol for fags these days. Who’d a thunk it? What with all those pure pols up there sitting around chewin the fat all day long not getting a doggone thing done.

      At least we can’t say that about you. Yessir you’d best be careful with those armed ground hogs. They’ve gotten smarter than you’d think. And the camouflage they have is awesome.

      I say 422 ground hogs in one summer! Now that’s got to be a record.Ya must have had some darn good eatin that year. Down here in ole KY redneck territory we throw those into the burgoo, along with rabbits, squirrels, and other things I won’t mention. As i said before though, that burgoo is one damn good stew.

      Well, you said you didn’t have anything to add, but ya did say Simpson was an asshole. So that sums it up nicely.

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      • Pepp,
        Actually I didn’t turn the surviving groundpigs into fags. They did it to themselves. Since the mamma pigs where in the pastures they were the ones that got shot. I did shoot a number of visiting bucks though which is how I discovered that they lived in the tree lines seperately.

        I submit that this is how we will eventually rid ourselves of liberals. They believe in same sex marriage, are anti-family, abort their babies, and have a high rate of STD’s. Eventually they will self-extinct. It’s just a theory but I believe that is logical. The downside is that we will need to wait a few generations.

        As far as eating them, I passed on that one. I have never had the notion of eating them. The buzzards and coyotes did eat well though.

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        • Hardnox,

          Oh, now, how could those groundhogs do it to themselves when you were the one who killed all the mamas? 🙂

          I thought about that too that the liberals would self-extinct due to all the abortions they have since Roe vs Wade, but there seems to be so many more of them. But, then again, all these illegals coming in here probably keep the liberal population going since they tend to go democrat. I suppose if you want to stay with the democrat party or I should say commie/Marxist/socialist party, you are required to have at least 1 to 3 abortions. Not sure how many since I don’t belong to that group, being a Libertarian, and I can’t say for sure what their rules are. Well, except you have to learn to call everyone on the right side a racist. That seems to be a common practice one must follow.

          Oh, so you don’t eat groundhogs. They’re good eating. But leaving them for the coyotes and buzzards is one way to get rid of all those bodies. 422 is an awful lot of them to eat I must say. i hate eating the same thing every day don’t you?

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  24. One for the road to perdition.

    Simpson we got a sign up at our Redneck Camp and ya’ll better pay attention now!

    Violation

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    • I have EXACTLY the same sign mounted on my gate!

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      • Hardnox,

        Now I wonder why that doesn’t surprise me.
        Those ground hogs didn’t read it I guess.
        But, you took care of that problem. Now all you have to do is run off the homo groundhogs.
        btw, what are you going to do with all those possums on your ranch?

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        • Pepp,
          I expect high velocity lead insertion will do the trick but I have not quarrel with possums. They don’t dig holes in the ground that are dangerous to horses.

          Btw, baby possums are cute as hell. I saved one once and he adopted me. He hung around for months until he found a possum babe. Nature ya know. Can’t interfere with that.

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          • Hardnox,

            So you had a baby possum adopt you eh? So a “male” possum was hanging on ya huh? Interesting. It would have been better if it were a female. But, I guess he thought you was just a big papa. 🙂

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      • HN…I have absolutely no doubt you do! Ya’ know HN…you’d make a damn good Southern redneck! Come visit us down here; you’d fit it just fine! By the way; where can I get one of those signs?? I live in KY’s capital for every liberal there is! I would just LOVE to put that sign up out by the road. Then I’d just perch myself by the winder and take pot-shot’s at those……as they stand there cussing my sign! HN…in KY we call that “baitin the field.” Corn works real good for doves so I reckon that sign would work good on the “other animals” I’d shoot!

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        • Dave,
          I have another sign that was custom made for me that states

          NO TESSPASSING
          Violators will
          be Violated

          Last summer a dude ran out of gas infront of the ranch and he came in with his hands up POW style begging not to be “violated”. I damn near pissed my pants laughing.

          I gave him a can of gas which he returned full later on.

          I am glad some people can read and comprehend.

          Sadly, when I leave the gate open every asshole tourist drives in and thinks it’s a petting zoo. I rifle shot fixes that quick. 🙂

          Btw, you can buy the sign you asked about on-line.

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          • Hardnox,

            That’s a funny story and that sign is great. I think we’ll get one like that.
            One time I had 3 men drive into the driveway which wraps around to our back door. I came out with Shadow and Foxy (both RIP) one on either side of me. One started to get out of the car and I yelled to him.
            “you’d best get back into your car, I’ve got two killer dogs right here”. It was hilarious. The window was all the way down where the guy had gotten out of the car and he dove right threw the opening of that window back into the car. Hee hee. Those dogs of Ron’s were trained police attack dogs. All I had to do was give the order and they would
            have eaten those guys alive.
            Then I asked them wth they wanted. They were lookin for some guy
            so they said. They drove off real quick like. Never saw them again.

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          • HN,

            You’re crazier than hell! I love it!

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        • Daveroo,

          You keep talking like that you’ll have one of those liberal Lexington swat teams at yer door. The gubmint is watchin this site btw. I see them on my site meter. Jest so you knows that.

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        • Daveroo,

          I think HN is already a redneck btw. He’s a cowboy on a ranch in a “somewhat” southern state. I think he could easily fit the redneck category. 🙂

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  25. Mrs.Pepper’awk! Please don’t tell me that you and the ‘awk add skunk to your stew.

    Ugg!

    HooRah! 😉

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  26. Willibeaux,

    Oh no we never add skunk to our burgoo. Doesn’t have such a good smell while cooking.
    HooRah! 🙂

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    • Well hell pep,

      All ya’ gotta do is cut out the shit sack…your missing out on some good meat!

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      • Dave,

        I think that burgoo that one KY redneck brought to me at work one day had all that stuff in it, including skunk. But, he wouldn’t tell me every animal that was in it. And, I really didn’t want to know at the time. All I know is it was delicious and i had 2 helpings, then that night I was in utter misery with lower GI problems. All the guys thought it was funny the next day when I arrived at work cause I Iooked pretty sick and they knew why.

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        • Pep,

          LMAO!!! Sorry, I forgot to tell ya’ you need to ease in to eating the skunk; unless your a native Southerner! Sounds like with the problems you had you either don’t live in the South er’ ya’ just ain’t lived here long enough yet. But, your coming along just fine…the redneck is showing up in ya’ pretty good!

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  27. Here is Willibeaux’s contribution about Simmpson.

    horses ass
    Hey Simpson don’t be what you see! But, I think it’s a bit late for you.

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  28. willibeaux said:

    Mrs. Pepper’awk! The caption can read “don’t be what you see”. 😉

    Hey Gos’awk, this is a little off the subject but I think I can solve the sanitation problems at the Occupy festivities.

    The Pentagon probably has thousands of “field latrines” stored in a warehouse somewhere.
    They could be used by the occupants at the various locations.

    The biggest challenge is to find a former field latrine burnout specialist who is willing to come out of retirement to show these folks how to maintain them without blowing them selves up. BOOM!!!! If they get their hands on gasoline to run their generators, they ought to have enough to “clean out” the latrines. What say you ‘awk?

    HooRah! 😉

    PS: If any of the vets posting here can recommend someone, hollar back.

    PSS: Lets hope Mikey Moore aint “using” one while it’s being cleaned. BOOM!!

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    • Willibeaux,
      I’m no expert but I have been told that tofu turds will not burn.

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    • Hey Beau! I don’t think I’d be trustin dem Occupy nuts to handle a simple job like “field latrine burnout specialist. And besides, they’d probably be ah usin da oil an gas to make molitof cocktails!

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    • Willibeaux,

      You sure do come up with some hilarious stuff. I think those burn out latrines would be perfect. Would Michael Moore fit into one of those trenches though? I mean he’s kinda wide and most soldiers are lean and mean. Whose going to do the extra digging for that slob? Where is that Wild Bill Slocum? Can’t he get up there in NYC and dig up some for those Occupiers?
      Now I’d like to see the ones who defecate on our flag be set to go “boom” with that gasoline.
      Sorry about the caption on the horse. I didn’t see it. I’ll fix that there up fer ya.

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  29. willibeaux said:

    Gos’awk! On second thought this would help Mikey lose a little weight. Of course his Proctologist would be busy for weeks patching up his rear end.

    HooRah! 😉

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  30. privbullright said:

    Those pics are worth a thousand words.

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  31. willibeaux said:

    Dave! If my memory serves me right these units were temporary and used in the field by the “grunts” (infantry). They consisted of one-half of a 55 gal empty drum with a wooden toilet seat fitted on top. I believe ponchos were strung around for privacy.

    When they were ready for maintenance, gasoline or kerosene were poured in and lighted. BOOM!! The hot fire consumes all of the fecal matter and urine. Usually the biggest goof-off in the unit had the distinct honor of performing this daily task.

    There was one tall tale circulating around Town Hall a while ago that a poster named Ranger Bill was a field latrine burnout specialist. When the fuel would go BOOM every one in the vicinity would yell “are you all right BIll”. Bill would yell “yeah”.

    One day without Bill’s knowledge his platoon leader was sitting on one taking care of his business. Bill had already filled it with the fuel and wasn’t aware that the latrine was occupied. BOOM!!! Around the area was heard the spontaneous cry “are you all right Bill”? Bill yelled “yeah but you ought to see the Looootenant”.

    Needless to say the Looootenant was never the same again.

    Hope that tickles your funny bone.

    HooRah! 🙂

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    • Willibeaux,

      You sure do have some darn good stories and that one is a winner. Keep it up. You’re killing me with these “tickle” the funny bone tales. Wasn’t that Ranger Bill one of those moonbats that came onto Townhall. I haven’t been there for so long i no longer know who the loons are that get on there. The ‘awk said there are some new liberal wing nuts now.

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    • Oh shit beaux…I can’t take anymore! My funny bone just went BOOM!!!

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  32. willibeaux said:

    Hardnox! Like buffalo chips and cow patties, all of it will burn.

    HooRah! 🙂

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    • Willibeaux,

      Now there is a comment that will save me and the “awk a ton of money. Never thought about burning those cow patties, but that could be our new source of heat when we can no longer pay our electric bill due to the Hideous One, Lisa Jackson, doing the Liar in Chief’s dirty work of breaking our coal companies.

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    • Willi,
      Maybe so with enough fuel but do you want to be anywhere near burning lefty turds? I can’t even conjure up a scenario where any self respecting conservative would want to be within 50 miles of that. On the other hand, drop a daisy-cutter. That’ll do it very nicely.

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      • Good lord HN; LMAO!! You all marines have one hell of a since of humor!…my conservative butt lives dead in the middle of a 300,000 lefty’s, so it smells like feces all the time! HN…I’m calling in a strike cause I’m overrun…drop your whole payload on my pod!

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      • Hardnox,

        I’d not burn any lefty tofu turds myself. But dried up cow patties will do. The Hawk can build a contraption whereby the patties would be burned outside and the heat brought into the house. My X and I had a similar arrangement only not cow patties to save on fuel.

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      • Hardnox,

        Ditto on that one.

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  33. willibeaux said:

    Mrs. Pepper’awk! Dey gotta be thoroughly dry or else dey stink worse than skunk.

    HooRah! 😉

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    • Hey Beau! I was thinkin I’d make a small statue outta some of dem wet cow patties of da liar-in-chief. Then after it’s dry send it on up to da White House ta show da folks what we think of dem. Watcha think?

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    • Wilibeaux,

      Oh, we’ve got plenty of dried up cow patties sitting around everywhere on the farm. We don’t need any new, wet ones. LOL! We’d have to ration of course, just like on any fuel source once the electrical grid is shut down by the EPA. So many coal companies are being shut down and there is no alternative to use as of yet. They tried an experiment here using “switch grass” as an alternative. Some farmers grew the stuff or the “experimental program”. Then once all the switch grass was collected up they added it to the coal burners and the switch grass, all of it, burned up within less than 15 minutes. Not exactly a great source of alternative fuel. Ho, ho, these greenies sure have some dumb ideas that go nowhere to giving us an alternative source. So, we may very well end of with nothing to heat with except something like dried up cow patties, but then the EPA would surely ban them as an air quality hazard. You can’t win

      If I were the governor and the state legislators of any states being eviscerated by the EPA I’d throw the 10th Amendment on them right away and tell them to take a big ole hike. The States, under the 10th Amendment do not have to accept any unconstitutional mandate from the feds. The EPA has no business throwing their weight around like this. The EPA is not even constitutional in itself to begin with. I don’t know why more states don’t use their 10th Amendment rights. They had better start before there are people dying all over the place without electricity and heat for the winter.

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  34. willibeaux said:

    Mrs.Pepper’awk! I just got word from the SPOOK that he wants to get involved with the sanitation problems at the Occupy festivities. He still has connections at the Pentagon that Panetta and Zero are not aware of.

    Should I pursue this? Hollar back with your the ‘awks imput.

    HooRah! 😉

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    • Willibeaux,

      If the Spook can handle the project I’d say run with it. I’m hearing today however, that skirmishes with the tea party have started between them and the commie crowd, the OWS, just what the Zero and Soros wants. It seems the road to perdition is getting started now.
      God help us all.

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  35. Gos’awk! Tha’ts a great idea as long as you save enough for yourself. Mrs. Pepper’awk said you may need them for your self.

    Hardnox! You are exactly right about the smell. All of the burnout specialists will have to be issued gas masks. The ideal time to perform the maintenance would be at bed time when all of the groupies are snuggling in their sleeping bags.

    The BOOM BOOM BOOM echoing around the encampment will work wonders for their morale and piece of mind.

    HooRah! 😉

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    • Doggone it beaux; I gotta breathe sometime tonight !!! “BOOM BOOM BOOM” LMAO…I can see them chicken loon’s running there rear ends off right now! Heck, most think they are camping out to get ticket’s for an Elton John concert…you know them loon’s like them Elton John concerts paid for by Soros!

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    • Beau, no problemo of running short, We have 48 dairy cows working 24/7. 🙂

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  36. Gos’awk! That’s great! Now might be a good time to get a head start on your emergency fuel supply. I have a cord of wood for my stove in the basement just in case.

    HooRah! 🙂

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    • Willibeaux,

      I think we’re a bit late on collecting up our alternative fuel source, but we can still get plenty as they are going to get frozen in the winter here shortly. Helps break down some of the smell of those patties. Hey, when you get desperate, people have to do desperate things.

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  37. willibeaux said:

    Mrs. Pepper’awk! You are not going to believe this. When the SPOOK was with “the Agency” Senator Al was on the Senate Intelligence Committee. The SPOOK is on a first name basis with Al.

    I told the SPOOK about the dilemma the Occupy folks were having with their sanitation problems and he was very sympathetic.

    He is willing to work with Al to get the Pentagon to loan the Occupy folks as many field latrines as they need.

    Al told the SPOOK that the military had made some improvements to the units. They now have a stainless steel toilet seat that completely covers the top of the drum. It is welded on and can’t be removed. It has a damper door in the back of the drum for pouring in the gasoline and lighting it. When the top seat is shut, the flames can’t escape. The down side is the BOOM is louder and can be heard a mile away.

    The burnout specialists will have to be trained to keep desperate users away from them until the seats cool off. Can you you imagine what 3rd degree burns will feel like on one’s cheeks? ;-(

    I dread the day that several of the Occupiers bring class action suits against the Government for singed tail feathers but that’s the risk of using Government property. Al and the SPOOK will flee to a country that does not have an extradition agreement with the USA.

    I hope this little attempt to be humorous is successful.

    HooRah! 😉

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    • Willibeaux,

      I don’t think citizens can bring any suits against the government over things like this. The feds got themselves protected well.
      Those involved will just get promotions, It’s called the “Peter Principle”.

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  38. willibeaux said:

    Well! Ain’t dat one funny?

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  39. Willi,
    Ya, dat one funny!

    Btw, who’s the SPOOK. Is he real or madeup?

    I know, I know… if you tell you’ll just need to kill everyone that reads this blog.

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  40. Hardnox! You are right. If I tell you, I’ll have to fit you for cement shoes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The SPOOK is an imaginary CIA operative. Spook is also the nick name for spies or those working in military intelligence (an oxymoron).

    It also has racial implications.

    HooRah! 😉

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  41. Hardnox! I have to yield Mrs. Pepper’awk’s wisdom on the SPOOK’S identity. I don’t want to get on her “brown list” and end up with cement shoes or swim with the fishes. She has her own version of the Mossad and believe me these two are the baddest of badd motorcyles. Their code names are Purple Gimp and Tea Drinker. They make our Spooks look like pikers.

    HooRah! 😉

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  42. Willbeaux,

    That’s right. You don’t want to get into any trouble with me as I’m an honorary member of the Mossad through the Gimp. Tea Drinker is gone.

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  43. Did Tea Drinker retire? Too bad. One of your best and baddest.

    More good news from the SPOOK and Senator Al. They have recruited Bill Maher and Alan Colmes to go to a field latrine burnout specialist training session located in a secluded area near Davetherave’s home grounds.. ‘shiner territory. 😉

    Those two are supporters of the Occupy movement and want to help in any way they can.

    When they become experienced enough to train others, they will visit the various Occupy encampments around the country to search out possible trainees.

    The SPOOK and Al have cautioned them to emphasize the hot toilet seat issue. They don’t want any class action law suits against anyone involved in this exercise.

    Will keep you posted!

    HooRah! 😉

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  44. Willibeaux,

    As far as I know Teadrinker got bombed out of her house by the Gaza Strip terrorists. She went into a refugee camp for awhile I believe. Purplegimp tried to find her. I don’t know that she did or not. My memory is failing me on all the details.

    Bill Maher and Alan Colmes need to be in a field latrine while it’s being blown up. The world would be at no loss of them. LOL!

    Good. I’m glad the Spook is looking out for suits that may come up over this exercise. LOL!

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  45. Mrs. Pepper’awk! I’d rather see them sit on the hot toilet seat. Third degree burns are excruciating painful and take a long time to heal. Maybe this would persuade these a-holes to mellow out and be more civil in their discourse.

    Senator Al is trying to convince the SPOOK that use of these field latrines would have another cozy benefit.

    Al sees the Occupiers sitting around in a circle around the flames in the latrines holding hands and singing Kum-ba-yah. Also they could roast weiners an toast marshmellows. I bet both will have a very unique favor.

    The organizers will have to have facilities to handle vomiting as I suspect there will be an epidemic of retching all night long. Retching in the field latrine is not encouraged.

    This whole exercise has the makings of a new Keystone Kop Kaper.

    Let the fun and games begin.

    HooRah! 😉

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