This is a simple little story I heard on Fox news this morning just at the wonderful time of dawn, usually my favorite time of day.
Gaddafi as we all know by now was killed in some fashion. What exactly happened is still a mystery to me.
Last night, the first story I heard was that Gaddafi was traveling in a convoy of about 35 vans. French planes flew over scattering the convoy with some sort of bombing. US drones followed.
Next, I saw a picture of a dead Gaddafi with half of his face shot. Lovely picture but who cares when one is trying to eat some dinner.
The next story I heard reported was constant reveling in the victory of Obama and his catching and the killing of the odious Libyan Dictator. I thought, now how did Obama catch the Odious One? Was our fearless leader flying one of those French planes dropping bombs? Have we been kept in the dark about this unknown and unheard of, so far, great feat of the Messiah?
Last night the story told was that while the French planes dropped bombs on the convoy they did not manage to get the Odious Leader. He tumbled out of a car, a rebel saw him, then shot him in the face.
This morning, I watch Fox news and now the story is once again a new one. The Odious Libyan Leader did not just fall out of the convoy, but somehow was hiding in a sewer where a rebel found him, shot him in the head, then had his picture taken of him, (wearing a US Yankee cap), holding Gaddafi’s gun, and grinning wildly for the picture of his great victory.
The body, according to the news this morning, could not be buried as usual Muslim fashion because it could not be found. Instead, the body was being carried from house to house and put onto each rooftop from where the people could then view the Odious One’s body, and if so chose, further tamper with it by beating it and various other methods of ventilation I assume.
The Criminal Court of the Something or Other needed to take a picture of Gaddafi’s body from what I could gather, could not find it.
For some reason I cannot explain and hate to admit, I started to laugh uncontrollably. I felt guilty about it, but at the same time, the images in my mind were too much for a black comedy lover to pass up. So I just allowed myself to continue to laugh.
I do not know what you all heard, but I sure would like to hear your stories on this delicate matter. One thing I know is that all media now has made Obama the King of the Killing of Dictators. He was now infamous and all other dictators around the Middle East should be shaking in their boots at the thought that, at any time, without any warning, these other dictators could also be put out of commission by our fearless leader. I have not stopped laughing as yet over that one.